Things that Amuse Me

A lot of things keep us amused these days. Consider these:

  1. All those important looking people on NDTV (including likes of Rahul Gandhi) keep on saying every Indian should feel free to travel and stay anywhere in India in relation to what is currently happening in Mumbai.  But these very people kept quiet and looked the other way when Kashmiri Pundits were uprooted from their home land and driven out. This is amusing.
  2. Another Rahul (Rahul Mahajan) is looking for a suitable girl to marry in a TV Reality Show. The pretty girls in this show are all educated with most of them engaged in modeling, acting, designing etc. Some of them are lecturers and some are students. But when asked about Obama’s full name they come out with gems like “Obama Bin Laden”. Another one says Mahabharat was written by Parashuram. Yet another says that Nagaland is in Colombo (!). This is definitely amusing.
  3. India did well in test cricket especially against Bangladesh and Srilanka. Against South Africa, it was innings defeat in flat four days. Dale Styne made monkey of all our demi-gods. World No. 1 team biting dust in its home ground is ………not very amusing.
  4. Henry Paulson, Ex US Treasury Secretary who presided over the unfurling of economic crisis says that bankers are overpaid. He himself was paid USD 18.7 million cash bonus for his final six months of work on Wall Street in 2006. This is interesting.
  5. Japanese car makers, particularly Toyota is in crisis because of quality concerns…..unthinkable
  6. In Goa, Ministers keep saying things like “There is no crime in Goa”, “Drugs are not sold in Goa” – But every other week, Goa is in news for wrong reasons…….No comments
  7. Bore-wells in India are better known for……..gobbling up small children. This is pathetic.
  8. IPCC, Noble Prize winner and Champion of save the earth campaign claims in a report that there is “high likelihood” of Himalayan glaciers disappearing by 2035 – based on flimsy sources. This is more than amusing.

Re-inventing Banking Regulations

Commodity, Stock and Currency markets are not really at its best now. Investors are worried that Greece may not be able to meet its obligations. They also feel that Spain, Portugal and Italy may also find it a bit tough to service their debt. Portugal, Italy, Greece and Spain (some call this group “PIGS”) may unsettle Eurozone and therefore, EUR is on a retreat.  Commodity and Energy prices are also hit by melt-down in risk assets.

All this is furthering of financial flu which world suffered from in late 2008 and whole of 2009. Debate about the root cause of the financial crisis has raged over a year. There is now some consensus that an overly accommodative monetary policy and ineffective banking regulation were the prime reasons for this sorry state of affrais.

It appears that new rules for banks are on its way. The Governments world over, have spent trillions of dollars to bail out the banks and are wiser now. They have risked rising inflation, taken on huge debt and had to suffer public hostility. They do not want a repeat.

In a nutshell, the Governments want to impose controls on banks, mainly to limit speculation. This will, perhaps, be welcomed by all. No bank is saying “Do not regulate me” for the fear of cutting off any bail-outs it may need in future. But they are saying that such regulations are a bit heavy handed and there is a risk of choking off a gradual recovery. The recently concluded World Economic Forum at Davos, Switzerland saw the battle lines between the Governments and the banks being drawn. But this was not on Forum’s agenda, but did become a significant issue.

What is preventing immediate clamp-down on the banks is lack of agreement amongst developed countries on what to regulate and how much to regulate. One should not also lose sight of the fact that it is a bit too easy for banks to circumvent the regulations. In this era of globalization, lack of uniformity in banking regulation may see banks indulging in “Regulatory Arbitrage”.

The talk is now centered on (a) bringing in restrictions on banks in undertaking own account trading (i.e., speculating by committing their own capital) and (b) discouraging banks from investing in private equity, hedge funds and some other similar alternative investments space. But is this going to serve the purpose of preventing another bail-out? It is debatable.

First we need to know why such a bail-out was critical. It was because they were financial institutions which were too big to fail and any failure of such big institutions would have crippling impact on the economy. There, we have the first regulation required – Do not allow any institution to grow to be too big to fail.

The drying up of liquidity was another reason for the crisis. The regulations should aim at banks maintaining higher level of reserves and lower level of mismatches between their maturing assets and maturing liabilities.

One more rudimentary thing is managing concentrations which are mainly (a) Economic Sector and (b) Product apart from (c) geographic concentrations. Too much of exposure in a few products or economic sectors is a recipe for disaster. Regulations should strictly enforce restrictions on concentrations in exposures of banks.

The banking regulations will, no doubt, be re-invented soon. We can only hope that such re-invented regulations will make this world a economically safe and sound.